Giving you the best excuses to not workout.
Fat people can work at gyms. Do you want to give your money to a hypocritical organization?
When you’re fat, you always have a friend to play hide and seek with.
Football, what a great sport. A sport where being fat is good.
Mmmm muffins.
Just the thought of starting to exercise is painful. Especially if you don’t even see results. ..
Being fat greatly decreases your chances of running.
…as long as you are rich.